So I was sitting in the studio on a cabinet thing in the middle of the room and this girl who was sitting behind me is laughing because apparently my buttcrack was showing? And I was like, “Ha yeah, that’s my butt alright!” and I adjust myself properly.
And I turn around and go back to my conversation and like I feel a tugging on the back of my pants and suddenly cold water and this girl just like POURS COLD WATER DOWN MY BUTT AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO REACT.
And I’m like, “Wha—why would you—what are you—????” Because I don’t even know this girl’s name! And she’s laughing hysterically and smiling at me and then I leave like a minute later and she’s like, “You really made me happy today, thank you.” And then she gives me a hug and I’m out of there.
A few hours have passed since this but I’m still deeply concerned!
Lloyd’s so fly, girls wash his butt with out him even having to ask
Hey guys! I know this is terrible timing because April Fool’s and everything (actually maybe it’s great because jokes) but I actual have real news and I honestly can’t wait to share this with you any more.
Thanxiety is becoming a reality. I put some jokes together and I’ve been recording them and seeing how they work in this format. It’s really exciting and I’m looking forward to releasing the finished product to you all.
I don’t have a definite release date, and it will only be a digital release because I can’t really afford to do CD’s yet. If this goes well enough and enough people buy it, then maybe I’ll do a limited run. Maybe I’ll do another album, I dunno.
There’s a lot of hypotheticals right now. The album isn’t finished yet, but when it is I will let you know when you can expect it.
PLEASE let me know what you think about this, because I want to release something that I’m proud of and you’ll all enjoy.
Thanks so much in advance and be on the look out for Thanxiety!
Yeah I’m already reblogging this from myself, I’m proud of this.
The official commercial can be viewed here. Coming soon to television. All of them
Deep in the heart of the forest of Fierceness, stood the Collabrakademy.
Within it’s mighty walls, excitement was brewing.
"This is crisis mode, Collabradors." said Sonnet, her adornment of multiple fox jewellery shining blindly bright in the early spring sun.
"Adam Robertson’s ego has been hurt and he will rise again. We must be ready!"
Lloyd and Harry chuckled merrily. Nancy and Adam shared a knowing look.
"APRIL FOOLS!" Sonnet giggled.
All of the Collabradors then fell about in more rapturous laughter.
"Oh Sonnet." Nancy said whilst smirking.
Meanwhile, in a dark, damp cave Adam Robertson cried softly to himself. All he wanted was a cuddle and the ability to make a decent blanket fort (let alone a Forkt). But he was too evil and sucked too much for that to ever happen.